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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 10:11
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Get Ready for More Commercials in Movie Theaters - The Hollywood Reporter
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
No, not a chance
Gut microbiome study links Parkinson's disease to environmental chemicals - Medical Xpress
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Alan Turing's iconic paper on a 'universal computing machine' goes up for auction - Live Science
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Pariatur et vero magni aperiam nulla.
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Unfortunately For Some, These iPhone & iPad Models Won't Be Getting iOS 26 - SlashGear
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Nvidia Scores U.K. Artificial Intelligence Infrastructure Deals - Investor's Business Daily
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
China Set for Critical Orbital Refueling Test With 2 U.S. Satellites Watching Closely - Gizmodo
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
A new type of X-point radiator that prevents tokamaks from overheating - Phys.org
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Still no good.
Then came..
Why do females hate MGTOW so much?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to